Unforgettable Forecasts: Prince Chaaahls True Career Revealed!

Hey non-blue bloods! The van took a hop, skip and a WHUMP! over the atlantic to catch a most royal weather event - a verified prince delivering the forecast for Scotland! [caption id="attachment_1908" align="alignnone" width="240" caption="Born to forecast! So sad he ended up being a prince instead. Why, universe, whyyyyy?"][/caption] yes, it's true! his highness, prince chaz, fulfilled his dream of saying things like "outbreaks of rain" and "wet, windy conditions" on the bbc. outbreak of clouds? more like outbreak of WHY IS PRINCE CHARLES DOING THE WEATHER? because he owns england and probably scotland, that's why! [youtube]iVKx4mV3Bwo[/youtube] two things i love here: he ...

You too can make your van smell like frog!

Introducing a wonder in frog aroma technology - the new and improved Magic Frog Candle! For the low, low price of 20 easy payments of 90 cents, you can have your very own frog scented candle. And we'll throw in the magic for free! What makes it magic, you ask? Well, we don't just tell anybody this, but since you asked, we have a recipe so secret that even we don't know how it works. Once a month, we leave our favorite frog, Froggy the Foggy Frog, in an empty room with a Q-tip. An hour later he comes out and magically ...

Look! Up in the sky – It’s a frisbee! It’s a UFO! It’s.. Supermoon!!!

Everybody from Space.com to the Ottawa Citizen, and about 1700 other awesome websites are talking about it. It's kinda the coolest thing the moon has done since it hit your eye with a big pizza pie THAT'S AMORE! We're putting our top reporter on the case. Meet our resident Valley girl, divine moon expert, Moona! I'm from the Snellius Valley. It's on the moon. It's only the biggest valley on the whole moon.. No biggie but it's a biggie. Hey you guys!!! I'm so super psyched to be here today. This is totally like the most super time in the whole moon world. I ...

April Fools! All our posts from the last week were invisible!

Wow! What a week, huh? All those posts! This is a record - 5 posts per day for a whole week!!! Pity they were invisible. But that's what happens when April Fools takes control. [caption id="attachment_1883" align="alignnone" width="324" caption="Aprils are like kittens - always fooling you with invisible stuff!"][/caption] For those of you who can only read things that are visible, here are some of the highlights: [caption id="attachment_1885" align="alignnone" width="1076" caption="We took a Vantastic trip to Russia through the OMG! (Official Moscow Guide). A rainbow was kind enough to drop us off right downtown!"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1888" align="alignnone" width="584" caption="This magic van has his ...

Unforgettable Forecasts: Prince Chaaahls True Career Revealed!

Posted on May 11, 2012, 12:10 pm by Molly

Hey non-blue bloods! The van took a hop, skip and a WHUMP! over the atlantic to catch a most royal weather event – a verified prince delivering the forecast for Scotland!

Born to forecast! So sad he ended up being a prince instead. Why, universe, whyyyyy?

yes, it’s true! his highness, prince chaz, fulfilled his dream of saying things like “outbreaks of rain” and “wet, windy conditions” on the bbc. outbreak of clouds? more like outbreak of WHY IS PRINCE CHARLES DOING THE WEATHER? because he owns england and probably scotland, that’s why!

two things i love here: he takes a moment of solitude to study the clicker before he gets started, and he wisecracks about bad weather at his vakay spot, balmoral. and also, everything he says sounds dipped in the snoots. that’s three things!

tgif,

amirite?,

love,

molly

You too can make your van smell like frog!

Posted on May 8, 2012, 10:54 pm by Matthew Allen

Introducing a wonder in frog aroma technology – the new and improved Magic Frog Candle!

The Magic Frog Candle

For the low, low price of 20 easy payments of 90 cents, you can have your very own frog scented candle. And we’ll throw in the magic for free!

What makes it magic, you ask? Well, we don’t just tell anybody this, but since you asked, we have a recipe so secret that even we don’t know how it works. Once a month, we leave our favorite frog, Froggy the Foggy Frog, in an empty room with a Q-tip. An hour later he comes out and magically his hearing is 10 times better and he’s made 10 Magic Frog Candles!!!!!

: Yep! Definitely magic.

That’s right – these are limited editions. And they’re going fast! So order yours today! …Actually now that we think of it, we don’t really know how to get them to you. But while we’re figuring it out you can buy a real, true-life Feelin’ Froggy T-shirt right here! You’ll probably be happier with the smell anyway.

Look! Up in the sky – It’s a frisbee! It’s a UFO! It’s.. Supermoon!!!

Posted on May 5, 2012, 3:29 pm by Matthew Allen

Everybody from Space.com to the Ottawa Citizen, and about 1700 other awesome websites are talking about it.

It’s kinda the coolest thing the moon has done since it hit your eye with a big pizza pie THAT’S AMORE! We’re putting our top reporter on the case.

Meet our resident Valley girl, divine moon expert, Moona!

: I’m from the Snellius Valley. It’s on the moon. It’s only the biggest valley on the whole moon.. No biggie but it’s a biggie.

Hey you guys!!! I’m so super psyched to be here today. This is totally like the most super time in the whole moon world. I mean, I was all like the moon’s already the most super thing around in the whole universe and stuff, but then everybody else started saying like, “yeah, we know!” and “duh, of course the moon’s super”.

So I did some awesome investigative journalism and junk. And I found out the moon is gonna be even more super than yuj (that’s usual, in case you didn’t know it.)

So here are the deets:

The moon is like not always the same distance away from the earth. And so sometimes it looks bigger than others. But today it’s at its super closest, and it’s like completely full too. So it’s gonna be HUGE!

This is what msnbc thinks it'll look like. I think it'll have a bigger smiley face, but we'll see!

So some scientists dudes were saying it’s gonna be exactly 221,802 miles from earth, which is approximately 12.2% bigger than yuj. But I’m like “It’s totally just the closest it’s ever gonna be so, stop worrying about it!”

So anywayz, check it out tonight at like 11:30 or something and be totally like “Whoa! That Supermoon is so super!”

Laterz!

April Fools! All our posts from the last week were invisible!

Posted on April 6, 2012, 3:18 pm by Matthew Allen

Wow! What a week, huh? All those posts! This is a record – 5 posts per day for a whole week!!! Pity they were invisible. But that’s what happens when April Fools takes control.

Aprils are like kittens - always fooling you with invisible stuff!

For those of you who can only read things that are visible, here are some of the highlights:

We took a Vantastic trip to Russia through the OMG! (Official Moscow Guide). A rainbow was kind enough to drop us off right downtown!

This magic van has his own take on the weather theme - It's the Magic Rainbow Van!

Ooo!! The Edsel - "The car that presents originality and elegance never seen before in any car at any price."

It turns out stoplights kind of look like floating tail lights. Confusing much?

Full moons look kinda like street lights when their low in the sky. Sorry street light.. Don't really need you tonight. Thanks though!

Full moons are sneaky in the daytime though. They're not trying to steal the sun's thunder... But they kinda do!

Besides that there were just a lot of amazing weather articles and free give-aways and secret pass-codes to awesome Van-stuff. So you didn’t really miss much.

i saw the sign: big ups to bauhaus!

Posted on March 27, 2012, 2:38 pm by Molly

there are lots of things that keep the van running, and one of ‘em is…

this font! we bow to bauhaus.

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Celebrate the First Day of Spring with a Tasty Macaron!!!

Posted on March 20, 2012, 11:48 pm by Matthew Allen

I know it’s been pretty springy for a while now.. like since October! But spring is finally, officially, for reals, no kidding around, here now! So no more fussing about the weather being weird.

Sorry Toronto. We don't have any time for your record-breaking high temps. It's spring!!!

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day from the Magic McWeather Van!

Posted on March 17, 2012, 12:32 pm by Matthew Allen

Got your green on? Found a four leaf clover yet? Tickled a leprechaun until he tells you where his gold is? Well, you better get cracking! Cause it’s St. Patrick’s Day!!!!

We're tuned in to the St. Patty's Weather System today - All Clover, all the time!

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Happy Pi Day!

Posted on March 14, 2012, 12:57 pm by Molly

hey! it’s march 14th, or 3/14 or 3.14 of you want to get fancy. whichever way you slice the date, it all adds up to PI DAY!!! Continue reading →

Turn On Your Daylights!

Posted on March 9, 2012, 1:19 pm by Molly

hi america! not to remind you or anything since it’s basically all anyone’s reminding you about but…

it's daylight's savings time on sunday! set your alarm clocks for 2AM, wake up, then change your clock to 3AM. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

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It’s Eye Mask Week! Celebrate by covering your eyes!

Posted on March 6, 2012, 9:50 pm by Matthew Allen

Congatulations! You’ve made it through the first 2 months of the year!!! There’s no denying it: 2011 is long gone and we’re slip-sliding our way through 2012.

We’ve had some good times along the way. We’ve had a couple of lazy Mondays, chillin’ with MLK and the Prez’s. We watched a big furry rat lie about seeing his shadow. (sure… February was really winter. Whatever you say, Phil…) We even got a whole extra day thrown in there for awesome measure! Continue reading →