Look! Up in the sky – It’s a frisbee! It’s a UFO! It’s.. Supermoon!!!

Everybody from Space.com to the Ottawa Citizen, and about 1700 other awesome websites are talking about it.

It’s kinda the coolest thing the moon has done since it hit your eye with a big pizza pie THAT’S AMORE!  We’re putting our top reporter on the case.

Meet our resident Valley girl, divine moon expert, Moona!

I’m from the Snellius Valley. It’s on the moon. It’s only the biggest valley on the whole moon.. No biggie but it’s a biggie.

Hey you guys!!! I’m so super psyched to be here today.  This is totally like the most super time in the whole moon world.  I mean, I was all like the moon’s already the most super thing around in the whole universe and stuff, but then everybody else started saying like, “yeah, we know!” and “duh, of course the moon’s super”.

So I did some awesome investigative journalism and junk.  And I found out the moon is gonna be even more super than yuj (that’s usual, in case you didn’t know it.)

So here are the deets:

The moon is like not always the same distance away from the earth.  And so sometimes it looks bigger than others.  But today it’s at its super closest, and it’s like completely full too.  So it’s gonna be HUGE!

This is what msnbc thinks it'll look like. I think it'll have a bigger smiley face, but we'll see!

So some scientists dudes were saying it’s gonna be exactly 221,802 miles from earth, which is approximately 12.2% bigger than yuj.  But I’m like “It’s totally just the closest it’s ever gonna be so, stop worrying about it!”

So anywayz, check it out tonight at like 11:30 or something and be totally like “Whoa! That Supermoon is so super!”

Laterz!

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