Clouds are fun. They can be white and fluffy or grey and wispy or dark and horrible. And they’re all just made of the same ol’ water vapor that’s in boring boggy fog (sorry Froggy).
That’s something good to keep in mind when you see something super extra crazy roaming the sky like a roll cloud.
Oh, hi. Don't mind me. I'm just a vortex to an alternate universe. Cold fusion works there. Nothing interesting really.
Yes, roll clouds act like they’re boring. They just laze around and roll over and over. They don’t really connect with other clouds. But don’t let them fool you. Roll clouds are a kind of Arcus cloud, which means there’s bound to be a thunderstorm hiding close by.
Arcus clouds form from the downdraft around a thunderstorm. This is different from their distant cousins, tornadoes, which form from updrafts. So feel free to gawk and stare and snap pics with your i-telephone. There’s no chance that funnel you see at the end of the cloud is going to dip down and throw a house at you.
Still, according to ’90s styled website, Weatherscapes.com, a roll cloud can be “both a fascinating and menacing sight while it is approaching at high velocity.”
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And if you want to learn more about roll clouds and other arcus clouds like Shelf Clouds, the more modern Weathersavy.com should have everything you need.
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You ever get that feeling – when clouds of different shapes and sizes are hiding on the horizon – that those clouds in the distance are going to change your plans? And all your dreams will melt like sand?
Well Chaka Kahn sure has!
This doesn't begin to prepare you for the world that is www.ChakaKahn.com!
In case you haven’t had the pleasure of experiencing the magic of melting sand with Chaka before, here’s a little taste!
If you listened closely, you might have heard the late, great Whitney Houston singing along on a cloud of her own.
are you a cumulus cloud whose head is getting a little sunburned? or a jewish cloud that just can’t find a kippah that fits? how about a different cumulus cloud who’s embarrassed by a lumpy head?
my mom says i'll grow into my lumps.
well look no further, because pileus clouds are just what you need. yes, pileus clouds: just place one firmly on the tip of your top for some stylish sizzle!
my pileus makes me feel more confident, more free, more ME!
so just how do you get your very own pileus cloud?
all you need is warm, moist air to push up through the top of your cumulus cloud tower throughout the day. then, wait for a layer of moist air to form up above your tower. as your moist air layer grows and floats up, it’ll cool and turn into a lovely skullcap custom made just for you!
proud to be a cloud with my rainbow pileus!
questions about pileus clouds? ask me!
molly “slowly accumulating the 411 on cumulus” reisner