Introducing a wonder in frog aroma technology – the new and improved Magic Frog Candle!
For the low, low price of 20 easy payments of 90 cents, you can have your very own frog scented candle. And we’ll throw in the magic for free!
What makes it magic, you ask? Well, we don’t just tell anybody this, but since you asked, we have a recipe so secret that even we don’t know how it works. Once a month, we leave our favorite frog, Froggy the Foggy Frog, in an empty room with a Q-tip. An hour later he comes out and magically his hearing is 10 times better and he’s made 10 Magic Frog Candles!!!!!
- Yep! Definitely magic.
That’s right – these are limited editions. And they’re going fast! So order yours today! …Actually now that we think of it, we don’t really know how to get them to you. But while we’re figuring it out you can buy a real, true-life Feelin’ Froggy T-shirt right here! You’ll probably be happier with the smell anyway.
